ideas to flesh out:
why non-sports are the best sports. billy bischoff.
telling people they look “really ugly” in facebook pictures.
how jerry o’connells murder can be arranged.
what are you looking at, punk?
IT’S BEEN A WHILE, FUCK-O
its 6 in the morning and i just realized i record 4 episodes of the simpsons a day.
i’m not sure if its strange that the simpsons flashed us a weird panty shot, or if its strange that i noticed, and subsequently found it necessary to take a picture of and write about on the internet
surfin bird is the worst fucking song ever, and i believe that this can be fully proven by the fact that even the ramones can’t make it moderately listenable
i f0und this little cffin full 0f awes0me shit, alngside 120 d0llars, while unpacking a b0x cntaining the frmer cntents 0f a shelf that hadnt been t0uched in abut 2 years. im really happy right n0w
fr the time being all f my psts will n lnger use the letter “0” s try t fllw alng as best yu can. fuck.
a mnth r tw back i fund ut that my favurite stre, hnest ed’s, was selling dispsable cameras fr like 4 bux a pp, s i bught a whle bunch. i finally gt arund t getting a cuple develped and they came ut super cl. gnna scan sme ne f these days but i dnt have a scanner and all that jazz. maybe sn. hahahaha this lks abslutely retarded.
i als saw that new sam raimi mvie tday. mtherfuckers still gt it, i tell yu what
faceb00k: advertising death certificates since 200nine
als0, multiple keys 0n my keyb0ard br0ke last night. thanks a l0t, drunken fucking d0uchebags
barney’s movie had heart, but football in the groin had a football in the groin
