what are you looking at, punk?

i realized today while looking at a picture i took last night that the staples of americanized mexican food are the colours of the mexican flag

coincidence? probably. i actually feel like such an asshole even typing that thought. but i had to hook you with something right

tomorrow night im playing songs under the name flex luthor at a bar and i think it is going to be either a spectacular failure or the start of the best weekend ever. if you read this, come, you probably know where it is already.

im watching king of the hill right now and bobby is playing spin the bottle and in an epic twist tries to make out with nancy. great stuff. i don’t think i ever played a game of spin the bottle, truth or dare (which was basically just ‘dare you to kiss someone’) was the poison of choice in grade 6